Come Geordie had the bairn

"Come Geordie ha'd the bairn," also known as "Aw wish thy Muther wad cum," is a 19th-century folk song written by Joe Wilson, a prolific Geordie songwriter. The piece was composed in a satirical style influenced by music hall and humorously recounts Joe's brother's struggles while caring for their baby sister. The lyrics reflect the challenges of childcare and highlight societal views on gender roles, with lines suggesting men underestimate the toil women endure.

Joe Wilson's works, including this song, were published in his book 'Songs and Drolleries,' showcasing Geordie dialect. The song humorously portrays the brother's ineptitude with a baby, expressing his longing for their mother's return. Denis Weatherley, a bass-baritone from Ryton, recorded the song as part of his 1950s EP, which included other North East songs. His rendition captures the Geordie dialect and entertainments, blending traditional music with local culture. The song remains notable for its wit and commentary on childcare struggles and gender dynamics.